They gave him his lisence that was a mistake,
because last night he almost killed his date.
Don't know how he passed his test,
when he's looking east and driving west
I don't know how he's still alive,
and I don't know where he learned to drive.
Swerving around when the cop dove by,
and somehow he passed his drunk test, high.

Can't you keep it on your side,
of the double yellow line.
Catch a bus or ride a bike,
call a cab or take a hike.

Is it a lack of concentration?
Or just a lack of hand eye cordination?
I don't know how he can't see,
that stop sighn in front of me.

62 in a 35,
left on red, how does he arrive?
he'll lose his lisence just like dave,
he can't keep his car where it is paved