Smooth walker, cool talker
Sweaters made of tailored cream
Old schooler, and no one looks cooler in a tight blue pair of jeans
He’s a one man show

Dancing on tables, makin’ all the ladies swoon
Gone to greece or naples in november or june
Here today, gone tomorrow
He’s a one man show

Never drinks coffee, he only dines alone
Listens to you ‘cause he truly wants to know
Never jaded, but so complicated, oh no
He’s a one man show

And when he kisses me I feel it so low
But when he rides, he rides it solo
And no one ever goes in the passenger side
Of his big, black, beautiful ride

He’s a torture, and a big old tease
He gets what he wants, he’ll do as he please
And when he pleases you, he does it oh so slow
He’s a one man show

And when he kisses me I feel it so low
But when he rides, he rides it solo
And no one ever goes in the passenger side
Of his big, black, beautiful ride

He will possess you, caress you in the ways
You only thought that you would see in the movies
Girl you better pray you’re never caught in the guise
Of his big, black, beautiful lies

But when he kisses me, I feel it oh so low
And when he pleases me, he does it oh so slow
He’s a one man show