There's a little place that I know about
It’s the coolest place all over the town
With the red, white and blue striped pole
So I’ll tell you something that you ought to know

I just want to be in the barbershop
Drinking bourbon and talking ’bout girls
I just want to be in the barbershop
Where the smell of hair tonic makes my poor head twirls

Metal and red leather barber chair
Where the art of straight razors shaving heads
And all kinds of haircuts styled with pomade
The best hot towels and aftershaves

I just want to be in the barbershop
Drinking bourbon and talking ’bout girls
I just want to be in the barbershop
Where the smell of hair tonic makes my poor head twirls

I just want to be in the barbershop
Drinking bourbon and talking ’bout girls
I just want to be in the barbershop
Where the smell of hair tonic makes my poor head twirls

Just choose: with shears or electric clipper
Flat Tops, Crew Cuts or Pompadours
Men’s magazines and a red cash register
Old school shave and vintage rock & roll

So if you get me for a ride
In your 4-wheel drive babe
You can take me to where I want to go

I just want to be in the barbershop
Drinking bourbon and talking ’bout girls
I just want to be in the barbershop
The smell of hair tonic makes my poor head

I just want to be in the barbershop
Drinking bourbon and talking ’bout girls
I just want to be in the barbershop
Where the smell of hair tonic makes my poor head twirls